02/18
| 1 | Random Chaos | 53.5 |
| 2 | Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too | 53 |
| 3 | Pork Roll Is For Lovers | 52 |
| University of Inwood Holodeck Prototype | 52 | |
| Duke Silver Is 5,000 Candles in the Wind | 51.5 | |
| Seaman Cumming to Explore Your Territory | 49 | |
| Trivi-Phallus | 46.5 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 45.5 | |
| Barry Jive & The Uptown 5 | 41.5 | |
| Be My Valentine, Ron Mexico | 41 | |
| Plan E-Cup | 40 | |
| We Can Pronounce Ouagadougou | 40 | |
| Champagne When Thirsty | 32 | |
| Daryl Hall and John Oats | 32 | |
| Arden's Best | 31 |
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02/17
The Long Island Rail Road used to have a station named West Deer Park. Seriously, look it up.
Also, I'm not sure what happened to the scores for last week. I'm sure you all did very well.
02/11
Remind me to renew my subscription to the American Homebrewers Association's magazine.
02/05
| 1 | Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too | 52 |
| 2 | University of Inwood Holodeck Prototype | 49.5 |
| 3 | Pork Roll Is For Lovers | 49.3 |
| Duke Silver Is 5,000 Candles in the Wind | 47.6 | |
| Seaman Cumming to Explore Your Territory | 46.6 | |
| Random Chaos | 46 | |
| Trivi-Phallus | 45.6 | |
| We Can Pronounce Ouagadougou | 42.8 | |
| The Manifesto | 40.5 | |
| The Bunk | 39 | |
| Orange Flamingoes | 38.5 | |
| Woman and Husband | 36.5 | |
| Plan E-Cup | 36.3 | |
| A Couple of Winners | 23 | |
| Captains | 17.5 |
02/03
I've been thinking about joining a semi-secret Sorrento Square social organization, whatever that is.
01/31
| 1 | Mmmm....Pork Roll | 62.5 |
| 2 | University of Inwood ProBowl Backup Team | 61.5 |
| 3 | Happy Shoe Year | 59 |
| Duke Silver and the Tammies | 53 | |
| Trivi-Allies | 53 | |
| When I Get to West Africa I'm Ghana Make Sure Togo to Mali and Then I Can Say I've Benin Timbuktu | 51 | |
| Plan Eff That | 49 | |
| Seaman Attempts Cumming Fad Diet | 48.5 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 45 | |
| Woman and Husband | 42 | |
| Sexy Toothbrush | 34.5 | |
| WaHi | 31 | |
| Dubs | 29.5 |
01/28
Looking for things that go boom? How about the Cannikin?
01/25
| 1 | Happy Shoe Year | 57 |
| 2 | Mmmm....Pork Roll | 55 |
| 3 | Mahna Mahna | 51 |
| University of Inwood ProBowl Backup Team | 50 | |
| When I Get to West Africa I'm Ghana Make Sure Togo to Mali and Then I Can Say I've Benin Timbuktu | 50 | |
| Seaman Attempts Cumming Fad Diet | 49 | |
| Random Chaos | 47 | |
| Co-Dependent Party | 44 | |
| Trivi-Allies | 43 | |
| Plan Eff That | 40 | |
| Pho-Jo | 38 | |
| Woman and Husband | 36 | |
| Actually, It's About Ethics in Games Journalism | 35 | |
| Olive Juice | 34 |
01/21
Victoria Lucas didn't enjoy her summer internship in New York
01/16
| 1 | University of Inwood ProBowl Backup Team | 59 |
| 2 | Happy Shoe Year | 56 |
| 3 | Seaman Attempts Cumming Fad Diet | 55 |
| Trivi-Allies | 53 | |
| When I Get to West Africa I'm Ghana Make Sure Togo to Mali and Then I Can Say I've Benin Timbuktu | 53 | |
| Mmmm....Pork Roll | 52 | |
| Duke Silver and the Tammies | 46 | |
| Ass Kicken Chickens | 43 | |
| Spirit of the Porcupine | 43 | |
| Woman and Husband | 42 | |
| Password | 41 | |
| The Manifesto | 39 | |
| Cable Take Pole | 34 | |
| Plan Eff That | 34 | |
| Les Quizerable | 32 | |
| Jubians | 31 |
