On December 18, 2011, the best man prevailed in Kitchen Stadium
| 1 | University of McInwood | 49* |
| Put On Your Red Shoes and March | 49 | |
| 2 | Liver Disaster | 47 |
| 3 | Beware the Ides of Trivialis | 46 |
| United Colors of Bennett Avenue | 46 | |
| Bunny Slippers | 41.5 | |
| Desiccated Porcupine | 40 | |
| Woman and Husband | 37 | |
| Plan E. Coli Now | 31 | |
| Seaman Cumming, Spring Not Coming | 31 | |
| St. Patrick's Hamantaschen | 30 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 24 | |
| Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle | 22.5 | |
| Koppel | 18.5 |
Tonight's quiz will meet at the Lowry Park Zoo. See you there.
| 1 | Beware the Ides of Trivialis | 58 |
| 2 | University of McInwood | 55 |
| 3 | Liver Disaster | 53 |
| Seaman Cumming, Spring Not Coming | 52 | |
| St. Patrick's Hamantaschen | 50 | |
| Put On Your Red Shoes and March | 47 | |
| The Manifesto | 44 | |
| Plan E. Coli Now | 40 | |
| Welcome Home | 37 | |
| The General Secretary | 34 | |
| Someone Bitch Slap Guy Fieri | 31 | |
| Hello, Is It Brie You're Looking For? | 29 | |
| Team Mouse | 17 |
Headed to a site at 559 Chebucto Street in some town I've never heard of.
| 1 | Put On Your Red Shoes and March | 55 |
| 2 | Beware the Ides of Trivialis | 53 |
| Liver Disaster | 53 | |
| 3 | Seaman Cumming, Spring Not Coming | 50 |
| She's Pretty and She's a Champ | 50 | |
| University of McInwood | 50 | |
| Plan E. Coli Now | 43 | |
| St. Patrick's Hamantaschen | 42 | |
| Random Chaos | 40 | |
| Their Australia aka The Better Team | 36 | |
| Woman and Husband | 31 | |
| SPAM | 16 |
Of all the famous William Johnson's there have been, one of them was head and shoulders above the rest when it came to small head sizes.
That was your hint of the week. Now, here's your announcement of the week.
Today is the first Wednesday of the month. That means the monthly scores are reset, and it means we'll be having our first monthly food drive. Everyone is encouraged to bring donations of nonperishable, non-glass-packaged foodstuffs for Good Shepherd's food pantry. Every team whose members each bring a donation will receive one bonus point to be added onto their score at the end of the night.
Our very own Mary O'Shag will coordinate getting the donations from IRC to Good Shepherd. She has asked us to ask you to consider spices, non-salt seasonings, and low-sugar snack items. Your support will be greatly appreciated!
| 1 | Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too | 54 |
| 2 | Duke Silver Is 5,000 Candles in the Wind | 50.5 |
| 3 | University of Inwood Holodeck Prototype | 48.5 |
| Trivi-Phallus | 45 | |
| Pork Roll Is For Lovers | 43 | |
| We Can Pronounce Ouagadougou | 41 | |
| Seaman Cumming to Explore Your Territory | 40.5 | |
| We're Not Very Creative | 32 | |
| Woman and Husband | 31 | |
| Sidewalk Poop Danger | 27 | |
| The Pied a Terres | 23 |
Long live the legend of the pink tie
| 1 | Pork Roll Is For Lovers | 58 |
| 2 | Duke Silver Is 5,000 Candles in the Wind | 57 |
| 3 | Roses Are Red Shoes Are Too | 56 |
| University of Inwood Holodeck Prototype | 56 | |
| Seaman Cumming to Explore Your Territory | 54 | |
| Trivi-Phallus | 53 | |
| Portadelphia | 49 | |
| The Manifesto | 49 | |
| Plan E-Cup | 44 | |
| We Can Pronounce Ouagadougou | 43 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 40 | |
| Team Barfly | 29 | |
| Them | 27 | |
| Intellectual Deviants | 26 |
