| Team Name | 05/04 | 05/11 | 05/18 | 05/27 | Total | Week | Month | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | May the U of I Be With You! | 53 | 50 | 55 | 55.25 | 213.25 | ||
| 2 | Mother Should I Trust the Pork Roll?! | 53* | 48 | 53 | 53 | 207 | ||
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Mushroom With a View Burger | 47 | 49 | 53 | 54 | 203 | ||
| Make Trivialis Great Again | 49 | 54 | 48 | 50.25 | 201.25 | |||
| Rough Winds Do Shake the Darling Shoes of May | 50 | 48 | 51 | 48.75 | 197.75 | |||
| Seaman May Be Cumming | 47 | 47 | 54 | 47 | 195 | |||
| Trump Supporters for Mail Order Brides | 52 | 42 | 46 | 46.5 | 186.5 | |||
| Plan F the Force | 34 | 39 | 50 | 58 | 181 | |||
| 32 Points or Bust | 36 | 24 | 43 | 18.5 | 121.5 | |||
| What Can Brown Do For You? | 52 | 54 | 106 | |||||
| Morning Inwood: May the 4th Be Forever In Your Favor | 35 | 35 | 70 | |||||
| Billy Possums | 52 | 52 | ||||||
| Beautiful Losers | 48 | 48 | ||||||
| Schism? I Hardly Knew Him? | 45.5 | 45.5 | ||||||
| Cruz Pulled Out - Too Bad His Father Didn't | 43 | 43 | ||||||
| Duck, Duck, Jews | 42 | 42 | ||||||
| The Asylum | 41.5 | 41.5 | ||||||
| Hollow Rodents | 40.5 | 40.5 | ||||||
| Martha Washington's Feral Tomcat | 40 | 40 | ||||||
| Woman and Husband | 39 | 39 | ||||||
| Orzo Salad | 38.5 | 38.5 | ||||||
| Committee on the Consumption of Time | 33 | 33 | ||||||
| Mahna Mahna | 33 | 33 | ||||||
| Foreigner | 31 | 31 | ||||||
| Medicated and Motivated | 31 | 31 | ||||||
| Wally | 31 | 31 | ||||||
| Quatro de Mayo | 30 | 30 | ||||||
| Queen Elizabeths | 25.5 | 25.5 | ||||||
| The Manifesto | 19 | 19 | ||||||
