| 1 | University of Inwood: Plagiarism Police | 53.5 |
| 2 | New Kids on the Block | 49.5 |
| 3 | May Your Shoes Be Red | 47.5 |
| Burger of the Month: A Few Gouda Men | 46.5 | |
| Pork Roll is for Mothers | 46.5 | |
| Jordan, Fish, and Dorothy | 45.5 | |
| Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie | 44.5 | |
| Erectile Dysfunction? Ask Your Doctor About Trivialis | 43.5 | |
| FIFA Witness Protection Program | 42 | |
| Woman and Husband | 37.5 | |
| Plan E | 34.5 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 32.5 | |
| Seaman Avengers: Age of Cumming | 31.5 | |
| The Beardless Beardos | 17 |
Hints of the Week can be so stressful. Maybe it would be better if you just sat back and watched a comedy video.
There, doesn't that feel better?
| 1 | University of Inwood: Plagiarism Police | 53.5 |
| 2 | Seaman Avengers: Age of Cumming | 51.5 |
| 3 | Erectile Dysfunction? Ask Your Doctor About Trivialis | 51 |
| May Your Shoes Be Red | 50.5 | |
| Burger of the Month: A Few Gouda Men | 48.5 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 46 | |
| Mad Max: Query Road | 43.5 | |
| Jordan, Fish, and Dorothy | 42 | |
| Plan E | 41.5 | |
| Woman and Husband | 35 | |
| Chumbawambas | 28.5 | |
| Pork Roll is for Mothers | 18.5 | |
| The Muppets | 17 |
Mummy Pig, Madame Gazelle, and Dr. Hamster. That's a lot for one person.
| 1 | May Your Shoes Be Red | 58 |
| 2 | Pork Roll is for Mothers | 56 |
| 3 | Seaman Avengers: Age of Cumming | 54 |
| Jordan, Fish, and Dorothy | 52 | |
| Burger of the Month: A Few Gouda Men | 51 | |
| University of Inwood: Plagiarism Police | 51 | |
| Erectile Dysfunction? Ask Your Doctor About Trivialis | 49 | |
| Woman and Husband | 49 | |
| Plan E | 22 |
According to my research, the first English translator of The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyim actually owned a yacht! My research has not yet revealed its color.
| 1 | May Your Shoes Be Red | 53 |
| 2 | University of Inwood: Plagiarism Police | 51 |
| 3 | Erectile Dysfunction? Ask Your Doctor About Trivialis | 49 |
| Pork Roll is for Mothers | 48 | |
| Jordan, Fish, and Dorothy | 46 | |
| Seaman Avengers: Age of Cumming | 46 | |
| Burger of the Month: A Few Gouda Men | 44 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 37 | |
| Pig Hole | 36 | |
| Standing Room Only | 36 | |
| Marble Hillbillies | 33 | |
| Plan E | 32 | |
| Sidebar | 23 | |
| The Manifest0 | 23 | |
| Bendrew | 17 | |
| The Outliers | 10 |
April was a very exciting month at the IRCPQ, but it's over. I can't promise that May will be as exciting, but I can promise that your team will get bonus points if every member brings a non-perishable food donation to the quiz tonight!
Everyone is encouraged to bring donations of nonperishable, non-glass-packaged foodstuffs for Good Shepherd's food pantry. A single bonus point will be added to your team's score at the end of the night if every member of your team brings an item.
Thanks and/or blame go to our very own Mary O'Shag for organizing this and transporting the donations. She has asked us to ask you to consider spices, non-salt seasonings, and low-sugar snack items. Your support will be greatly appreciated!
Won't you please show Mary your cans tonight.
I can't make it tonight. I've been rejected from the Massachusetts Metaphysical College, so I need to have a talk with its founder. Wish me luck and good luck to you tonight.
| 1 | April Showers Bring Pork Roll | 58* |
| April Shoe-ers | 58 | |
| 2 | La Universidad del Inwood Centro de la Idiomas | 56 |
| 3 | Let My Trivialis Go | 51 |
| Here Comes Seaman Cumming Tail | 50 | |
| Blood Sisters | 50 | |
| The Biodigesters | 50 | |
| Manha Manha | 49 | |
| Random Chaos | 49 | |
| Whole Raymond Families and Tribes of Bruce | 46 | |
| Quaranteam | 44 | |
| LJ and the Mailers | 44 | |
| Plan Enalp | 41 | |
| Trash Can Gang | 32 | |
| Fail Safe | 27 | |
| Arden's Best | 26 |
