They asked me to be in The Force Awakens, but it would have bored me.
| 1 | University of Inwood Cloisters Occupation Militia | 56.5 |
| 2 | Seaman Cumming Across the Pond | 53.5 |
| 3 | IRC Armed Militia Send Snacks | 53 |
| Burger of the Month: I'm Gonna Get You Succatash Burger | 52.5 | |
| Pork Roll: The Swine Awakens! | 51.5 | |
| Trivialars | 49.5 | |
| Plan F | 47.5 | |
| Extraordinary Drinkers Average Quizzers | 44 | |
| Bruce Willy | 37 | |
| Phone Sex Gave Me Hearing Aids | 36 | |
| Doc & Daisy | 35 | |
| The Corner Outcasts | 34.5 | |
| The Manifesto | 34 | |
| Incredulists | 33 | |
| Uptown Cruise Crew | 33 | |
| The Yazoo Crew | 32 | |
| Denise | 23.5 | |
| Paisley Buddies | 18 | |
| Truplets | 15 |
A red, checkered autograph book? Sounds like a diary to me.
Also... show us your cans... tonight!
We're collecting donations for the Good Shepherd food pantry tonight. If everyone on your team complies, then your team will get a point added to your score at the end of the night. A point! Can you imagine?
Low sodium and low sugar foods are particularly helpful and wanted, as are seasonings (plain boiled pasta gets tiring, no matter how hungry you are.) Child-appealing products are great too.
See you tonight, and we hope you're having a great new year!
| 1 | Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire | 57 |
| 2 | Clap Once If You Can Hear Me | 51 |
| It's Seaman Cumming Time in the City | 51 | |
| 3 | Trivialis Got Run Over By a Reindeer | 48 |
| Plan E | 44 | |
| University of Inwood Hidden Holiday Hydra Habitat | 44 | |
| The Resolutions | 41 | |
| Trump on Ice: Making America Skate Again | 41 | |
| The Murders on the Shoe Morgue | 38 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 37 | |
| Escape From Seattle | 36 | |
| Refugees: Making America Great Again | 36 | |
| Extraordinary Drinking Average Quizzers | 35 | |
| Woman and Husband | 33 | |
| Knights of Ren and Stimpy | 30 | |
| Guinevere's Good | 27 |
Faith and Eren Ozmen seem like good people to work for. How do I get my resume to them?
| 1 | Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire | 52 |
| 2 | Trivialis Got Run Over By a Reindeer | 51 |
| 3 | University of Inwood Hidden Holiday Hydra Habitat | 49 |
| It's Seaman Cumming Time in the City | 48 | |
| Trump on Ice: Making America Skate Again | 48 | |
| The Murders on the Shoe Morgue | 46 | |
| Bob and the Log Ladies | 45 | |
| Random Chaos | 42 | |
| The Xmas Spirit Airlines | 40 | |
| Unicornholes | 39 | |
| Plan E | 36 | |
| Splash Armstrong | 32 | |
| Denise | 30 |
Think you've got a tough day? Try serving as the ranking member on the US Senate's Subcommittee on Livestock, Marketing and Agriculture Security. When was the last time you sponsored the Cody Miller Patient Medication Information Act?
| 1 | University of Inwood Hidden Holiday Hydra Habitat | 60 |
| 2 | The Murders on the Shoe Morgue | 58 |
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Jingle Bell Pepper Burger | 54 |
| It's Seaman Cumming Time in the City | 54 | |
| Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire | 51 | |
| Woman and Husband | 50 | |
| Morning Inwood | 49 | |
| Trivialis Got Run Over By a Reindeer | 47 | |
| Plan E | 43 | |
| No Name | 41 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 40 | |
| Denise | 27 | |
| There Can Only Be Won Der | 15 |
You really want a hint this week. Wouldn't you rather join me in a bizarre Arnold Schwarzenegger singalong?
I thought you might like that.
| 1 | The Murders on the Shoe Morgue | 52* |
| Burger of the Month: Jingle Bell Pepper Burger | 52 | |
| University of Inwood Hidden Holiday Hydra Habitat | 52 | |
| 2 | It's Seaman Cumming Time in the City | 51 |
| 3 | Trivialis Got Run Over By a Reindeer | 50 |
| Trump on Ice: Making America Skate Again | 50 | |
| Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire | 49 | |
| Quizmaster Bait & Switch | 43 | |
| Extraordinary Drinking Average Quizzers | 42 | |
| Woman and Husband | 40.5 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 40 | |
| Cinco de Mayo Clinic | 39 | |
| Plan E | 39 | |
| Team Room Order | 36 | |
| Happy Birthday Mary Extra Points Molly Is OK Too | 34 |
