03/10
Weekly Standings for March 9th, 2016
| 1 | Plan F | 47* |
| Pork Roll and Cabbage | 47 | |
| The Shoes of March | 47 | |
| 2 | Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart | 46 |
| Et Tu, University of Inwood? | 46 | |
| 3 | Seaman Cumming Over Your Stinkin' Border Wall | 40 |
| Mediocre Short-Fingered Vulgarians | 39 | |
| Trivialis Move to Canada if Drumpf Wins | 35 | |
| 404 Answers Not Found | 33 | |
| Extraordinary Drinkers, Average Quizzers | 28 | |
| Djibouti Pirates | 27 | |
| Eminem's Daughter | 23 | |
| Birthday! | 22 | |
| NASCAR | 17 |
Evil Mr. Phil
