03/03
Weekly Standings for March 2nd, 2016
| 1 | Et Tu, University of Inwood? | 54 |
| 2 | The Shoes of March | 51 |
| Trivialis Move to Canada if Drumpf Wins | 51 | |
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart | 49.5 |
| Pork Roll and Cabbage | 49.5 | |
| Seaman Cumming Over Your Stinkin' Border Wall | 46 | |
| Plan F | 44.5 | |
| Extraordinary Drinkers, Average Quizzers | 39 | |
| Woman and Husband | 35.5 | |
| Mastodons | 35 | |
| Too Much Rum | 27 | |
| NASCAR | 21.5 | |
| The Upstaters | 19 |
Evil Mr. Phil
