12/03
Weekly Standings for 12/02
| 1 | The Murders on the Shoe Morgue | 60 |
| 2 | It's Seaman Cumming Time in the City | 53 |
| 3 | Pork Roll Roasting on an Open Fire | 52 |
| Trivialis Got Run Over By a Reindeer | 52 | |
| University of Inwood Hidden Holiday Hydra Habitat | 48 | |
| Burger of the Month: Jingle Bell Pepper Burger | 47 | |
| Plan E | 42 | |
| Trump on Ice: Making America Skate Again | 42 | |
| Hello From the Upper West Side | 40 | |
| Factsturbation | 37 | |
| The Manifesto | 33 | |
| C&C Music | 30 | |
| Natural Selection | 26 | |
| Woman and Husband | 26 |
Evil Mr. Phil
